babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
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So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”
I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”
He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”
A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use
i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use
hey do you guys remember when brian from family guy died and people actually went out and got RIP brian tattoos but then he came back to life a few episodes later like holy shit thats still the funniest thing of all fucking time
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
You could finish him or finish him